Conversations with the kid sister

I have an ickle baby cousin. Ok, she isn't ickle or a baby anymore. But I was 16 when she was 0, so, in my head, she is still only as tall as the two-tiered shoe rack.

Still, she comes up with gems. Especially when talking about her future.

Cousin: I am going to have a 100 kids

Periamma (my mother, her aunt): Really a? Your mother is having so much trouble with just you, how are you going to handle 100?

C: That's easy. I will bring up the first three. Adukkuapram, the oldest one can take care of the fourth, the second one can take care of the fifth...

P: :O